1 00:00:05,653 --> 00:00:08,538 ♫ 一楼香水店， 文具和皮革制品 2 00:00:08,539 --> 00:00:10,127 ♫ 假发和小百货 3 00:00:10,128 --> 00:00:11,205 ♫ 厨具和食品 4 00:00:11,206 --> 00:00:13,456 ♫ 上升 5 00:00:17,315 --> 00:00:20,168 ♫ 一楼电话， 男士成衣套装 6 00:00:20,169 --> 00:00:21,511 ♫ 衬衫、袜子 衬衫、西装、领带 7 00:00:21,512 --> 00:00:22,850 ♫ 帽子、内衣和鞋子 8 00:00:22,851 --> 00:00:25,520 如果鞋子夹脚 先生一定要把他们带回来。 9 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:26,930 是的，先生，你把它们带回来 10 00:00:26,930 --> 00:00:28,586 我会给你 我的 Shuropody 的名字。 11 00:00:28,587 --> 00:00:30,420 谢谢卢卡斯先生。 12 00:00:31,392 --> 00:00:35,008 我应该坐在我的椅子上，先生。 汉弗莱斯如果你需要我的话。 13 00:00:35,009 --> 00:00:37,041 没错，格兰杰先生， 你去眨眼四十次。 14 00:00:37,042 --> 00:00:41,387 是的，并且梦想着 1938 年裤子大促销。 15 00:00:41,388 --> 00:00:43,163 所以无论如何我说看 妈妈，你过来停下来 16 00:00:43,164 --> 00:00:44,960 和我在一起一周 也许我爸爸会来 17 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,801 就他的感觉而言，看，好吧，她 到达了，第一件事 18 00:00:47,802 --> 00:00:50,286 她所做的是抱怨 睡眠安排。 19 00:00:50,287 --> 00:00:51,865 你的意思是她不喜欢这张沙发？ 20 00:00:51,866 --> 00:00:55,816 不，她有异议 到我的有天篷的床上。 21 00:00:55,817 --> 00:00:57,672 它的脸颊。 22 00:00:57,673 --> 00:01:00,732 我知道，单凭蕾丝 花了一百英镑。 23 00:01:00,733 --> 00:01:04,217 那她就不会把她 切割玻璃高脚杯中的牙齿。 24 00:01:04,218 --> 00:01:06,451 并将一切限制为 她刚洗完澡 25 00:01:06,452 --> 00:01:08,107 然后把她的卷发夹放进去 她坚持要坐着 26 00:01:08,108 --> 00:01:11,717 窗帘后面， 看着邻居。 27 00:01:11,718 --> 00:01:14,870 我敢打赌他们都以为是你。 28 00:01:14,871 --> 00:01:16,901 我不会与你分享我的秘密 29 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:18,978 如果你要嘲笑我。 30 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:21,964 我有一些非常奇怪的手机 呼唤声、粗重的呼吸声 31 00:01:21,965 --> 00:01:23,548 和一个错误的号码。 32 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,555 这比你通常得到的要多。 33 00:01:27,556 --> 00:01:28,879 尤其是在星期二。 34 00:01:32,032 --> 00:01:33,032 男装。 35 00:01:34,972 --> 00:01:36,305 哦你好妈妈， 36 00:01:38,823 --> 00:01:39,823 是她。 37 00:01:40,527 --> 00:01:44,171 是的，亲爱的，我缝制篮子 亲爱的在钢琴凳上。 38 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:47,080 她要在我的睡衣上缝一颗纽扣。 39 00:01:47,081 --> 00:01:50,081 现在我的睡衣是泰迪熊。 40 00:01:51,224 --> 00:01:54,124 嗯，后面有拉链。 41 00:01:54,125 --> 00:01:56,564 她找不到我的泰迪熊。 42 00:01:56,565 --> 00:02:00,544 它在我的四柱床上 透过床单偷看。 43 00:02:00,545 --> 00:02:02,199 哦，如果你要去的话，听听 把炖菜 44 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:05,896 天哪，在烤箱里 把拖鞋给我拿出来。 45 00:02:05,897 --> 00:02:10,706 好吧，再见，是的 我当然要做一个好孩子。 46 00:02:10,707 --> 00:02:12,408 这是一个有趣的地方 留着你的睡衣不是吗 47 00:02:12,409 --> 00:02:13,815 在泰迪熊里面？ 48 00:02:13,816 --> 00:02:15,018 那么你把你的放在哪里？ 49 00:02:15,019 --> 00:02:17,019 在我的罗勒刷里面。 50 00:02:19,369 --> 00:02:23,562 不，朗博尔德先生，船长 孔雀还没来。 51 00:02:23,563 --> 00:02:25,720 是的，我会让他等一下。 52 00:02:32,770 --> 00:02:33,770 早晨。 53 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:35,788 天哪， 54 00:02:38,038 --> 00:02:39,606 我有十点钟的约会 55 00:02:39,607 --> 00:02:40,721 和朗博尔德先生。 56 00:02:40,722 --> 00:02:42,976 哦，是的，是的，他在期待 你，但他迟到了 57 00:02:42,977 --> 00:02:44,303 在董事会会议室。 58 00:02:44,304 --> 00:02:46,590 看来年轻的先生 格蕾丝已经睡着了 59 00:02:46,590 --> 00:02:48,320 and they're waiting for 他醒来休会 60 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,026 董事会会议。 61 00:02:50,027 --> 00:02:51,515 你是新来的吧？ 62 00:02:51,516 --> 00:02:54,131 好吧，我曾经在年轻人身上工作过 Grace先生的私人员工 63 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,417 但在他最后一次心脏病发作之后， 64 00:02:56,418 --> 00:02:58,574 他的医生决定做出改变。 65 00:02:58,575 --> 00:03:00,242 我并不感到惊讶。 66 00:03:02,301 --> 00:03:06,126 嗯，你看起来很糟糕 年轻就当队长。 67 00:03:06,127 --> 00:03:09,627 啊谢谢你，你猜我多大了？ 68 00:03:10,646 --> 00:03:11,813 哦，大约55岁？ 69 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:14,939 你生气了吗？ 70 00:03:14,940 --> 00:03:17,306 好吧，他们没有做到 我父亲是一位船长 71 00:03:17,307 --> 00:03:19,416 直到他60岁。 72 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:22,607 我曾在军队，我 比那要年轻得多。 73 00:03:22,608 --> 00:03:25,593 哦，你看起来年轻多了。 74 00:03:25,594 --> 00:03:28,530 而且我还喜欢你的胡子 75 00:03:28,531 --> 00:03:30,644 这很大卫·尼维尼什。 76 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:34,333 是的，之前已经提到过。 77 00:03:34,334 --> 00:03:36,839 ♫ 寻找阳光... 78 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,208 你好，我打扰什么了吗？ 79 00:03:39,209 --> 00:03:42,027 没什么，我只是 等着见朗博尔德先生。 80 00:03:42,028 --> 00:03:43,355 在地毯上吗？ 81 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:44,639 当然不是。 82 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:45,780 那你来这里干什么？ 83 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:47,464 这没有关系 现在就和你一起把它放下 84 00:03:47,465 --> 00:03:48,704 并开始处理您的事务。 85 00:03:48,705 --> 00:03:50,611 你没有管辖权 在我之上，我是手动 86 00:03:50,612 --> 00:03:52,355 和维护，您可以 不告诉我出去 87 00:03:52,356 --> 00:03:54,629 这个办公室里只有 一个人可以告诉我什么 88 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:56,748 离开这个办公室 直到那个人 89 00:03:56,749 --> 00:03:58,823 告诉我离开 这个办公室，这个办公室 90 00:03:58,824 --> 00:04:00,324 我会留下来。 91 00:04:02,555 --> 00:04:04,388 哈蒙先生，出去吧。 92 00:04:07,028 --> 00:04:09,945 在这里，他正在和你的鸟聊天。 93 00:04:13,869 --> 00:04:16,723 现在孔雀，谢谢你的光临。 94 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:17,838 先生，我坐下好吗？ 95 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:18,994 不，不，不，我不会耽搁你太久的。 96 00:04:18,995 --> 00:04:21,194 这是 FYEO 会议。 97 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:22,685 什么先生？ 98 00:04:22,686 --> 00:04:24,936 FYEO，仅供您耳朵使用。 99 00:04:32,916 --> 00:04:35,243 现在孔雀，孔雀？ 100 00:04:35,244 --> 00:04:36,244 哦是的。 101 00:04:37,518 --> 00:04:40,249 简而言之，我要去。 102 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:42,993 哦，恭喜先生，再见。 103 00:04:42,994 --> 00:04:47,181 传言是哈罗德的理发店， 里面有什么东西吗？ 104 00:04:47,182 --> 00:04:49,166 你能让我把话说完吗？ 105 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:53,812 我要去一个月 销售和管理研讨会 106 00:04:53,813 --> 00:04:57,253 前往斯旺西及其原因 董事会会议 107 00:04:57,254 --> 00:04:59,611 是决定谁应该 接管这里这就是为什么 108 00:04:59,612 --> 00:05:01,137 我派人去找你了。 109 00:05:01,138 --> 00:05:02,542 好吧，我当然会努力 110 00:05:02,543 --> 00:05:04,614 给予每一份满意。 111 00:05:04,615 --> 00:05:06,898 你带你的秘书一起去吗？ 112 00:05:06,899 --> 00:05:08,138 不，我要把她留在这里。 113 00:05:08,139 --> 00:05:12,571 哦，好吧，她能够 告诉我一切都在哪里。 114 00:05:12,572 --> 00:05:14,979 她为什么要表现 你一切都在哪里？ 115 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:16,721 当我接管统治时。 116 00:05:16,722 --> 00:05:19,127 但你没有采取 统治一切，孔雀。 117 00:05:19,128 --> 00:05:21,321 那我还站在这里干什么？ 118 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:23,183 I sent for you to tell you that Mr. Grainger 119 00:05:23,184 --> 00:05:24,927 正在接管。 120 00:05:24,928 --> 00:05:26,997 Mr. Grainger! 121 00:05:26,998 --> 00:05:31,648 Don't get upset, you are 当然是自然继承人 122 00:05:31,649 --> 00:05:34,008 可以这么说，登上王位 and you will ultimately 123 00:05:34,009 --> 00:05:38,403 十、十五接管 or twenty years time. 124 00:05:38,404 --> 00:05:41,379 我必须赶回家告诉皮科克太太。 125 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:44,492 But just for one month 我们把格兰杰放在这里。 126 00:05:44,493 --> 00:05:46,478 这将使他有资格获得更高的养老金 127 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:48,550 并且完全没有什么可做的。 128 00:05:48,551 --> 00:05:49,718 我知道。 129 00:05:51,032 --> 00:05:54,341 因为我已经做到了这一切 重点是，它会出现 130 00:05:54,342 --> 00:05:57,329 好像他正在升职一样 在你的头上，当然 131 00:05:57,330 --> 00:05:58,821 事实并非如此。 132 00:05:58,822 --> 00:06:00,107 不是吗？ 133 00:06:00,108 --> 00:06:04,957 不，你和我都知道真相 但我们不能告诉其他人。 134 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:08,530 哦，我明白了，他是 一位非常亲爱的私人朋友 135 00:06:08,531 --> 00:06:11,352 我的，所以它会是 让他回顾过去的东西 136 00:06:11,353 --> 00:06:13,593 在他日渐衰弱的岁月里。 137 00:06:13,594 --> 00:06:15,830 愿我有幸 亲自告诉他吗？ 138 00:06:15,831 --> 00:06:17,726 不，我怕你 不能，那会给 139 00:06:17,727 --> 00:06:18,718 整个演出结束了。 140 00:06:18,719 --> 00:06:20,206 不，不，我会告诉他 141 00:06:20,207 --> 00:06:23,290 你会显得相当惊讶。 142 00:06:24,152 --> 00:06:26,307 就个人而言， 我从来没有遇到任何麻烦 143 00:06:26,308 --> 00:06:28,196 早上起床时。 144 00:06:28,197 --> 00:06:31,197 我的阴户就像一个闹钟。 145 00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:37,206 每天早上6点15分， 丢掉发条鼠标 146 00:06:37,207 --> 00:06:40,392 在我的枕头和它上 不会放弃，直到 147 00:06:40,393 --> 00:06:44,366 我已经把它上紧了并且有 床底下的游戏。 148 00:06:44,367 --> 00:06:47,950 斯洛科姆女士，小姐 勃拉姆斯，你有空吗？ 149 00:06:50,086 --> 00:06:52,410 此刻孔雀船长。 150 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:54,194 勃拉姆斯小姐来吧。 151 00:06:54,195 --> 00:06:56,350 汉弗莱斯先生，卢卡斯先生，您有空吗？ 152 00:06:56,351 --> 00:06:59,101 是的，我们自由了，孔雀船长。 153 00:07:01,239 --> 00:07:03,257 哦，是的，我们是，是的，我们 是，我们是，我们是自由的 154 00:07:03,258 --> 00:07:04,390 汉弗莱斯先生是的。 155 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:06,240 五分钟前请注意 我们就不会自由， 156 00:07:06,241 --> 00:07:07,566 汉弗莱斯先生，我们可以吗？ 157 00:07:07,567 --> 00:07:09,520 我们不会有 自由了，没有卢卡斯先生。 158 00:07:09,521 --> 00:07:11,595 但我们现在自由了。 159 00:07:11,596 --> 00:07:13,797 请注意，两分钟后我就没有空了。 160 00:07:13,798 --> 00:07:14,956 为什么不是卢卡斯先生？ 161 00:07:14,957 --> 00:07:16,985 因为这是我的咖啡休息时间。 162 00:07:16,986 --> 00:07:20,551 它不会是任何人的 喝咖啡休息一下，直到我这么说。 163 00:07:20,552 --> 00:07:22,040 一定很可怕 拥有如此大的力量 164 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:23,902 难道不是汉弗莱斯先生吗？ 165 00:07:23,903 --> 00:07:27,054 希望他能善用它。 166 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:29,453 现在我要说的话与你们所有人有关。 167 00:07:29,454 --> 00:07:31,653 Excuse me sir, Mr. Grainger is not here. 168 00:07:31,654 --> 00:07:33,237 那么他在哪里？ 169 00:07:36,554 --> 00:07:38,625 Good heaven, he's not asleep is he? 170 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:40,482 他当然不是 睡着了，他是卢卡斯先生吗？ 171 00:07:40,483 --> 00:07:42,400 不，他确实不是。 172 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:47,337 He's carrying out an investigation. 173 00:07:48,693 --> 00:07:50,224 我们以为我们有一点 木蛀虫和 174 00:07:50,225 --> 00:07:54,058 he's listening to see if they're chewing through his drawers. 175 00:07:55,045 --> 00:07:57,350 The first crunch he'll leap into action. 176 00:07:57,351 --> 00:08:00,184 Get him over here Mr. Humphries. 177 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:04,701 格兰杰先生，你有空吗？ 178 00:08:04,702 --> 00:08:05,869 呃，是的，是的。 179 00:08:07,439 --> 00:08:09,514 Mr. Lucas has been telling 我们关于木蛀虫 180 00:08:09,515 --> 00:08:10,848 在你的抽屉里。 181 00:08:13,329 --> 00:08:15,079 无礼的猴子。 182 00:08:16,568 --> 00:08:18,687 我必须宣布 我要离开一个月 183 00:08:18,688 --> 00:08:21,841 在销售和管理会议上。 184 00:08:21,842 --> 00:08:24,330 先生，您真的吗，仁慈的我， 185 00:08:24,331 --> 00:08:25,664 真是一个惊喜。 186 00:08:29,025 --> 00:08:31,007 在我不在的时候有人 将不得不接管 187 00:08:31,008 --> 00:08:33,742 我的管理职能 办公室里有 188 00:08:33,743 --> 00:08:36,848 今天上午召开董事会 决定谁应该 189 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,634 我的临时继任者。 190 00:08:38,635 --> 00:08:41,989 天哪，多么令人兴奋， 我想知道这可能是谁？ 191 00:08:41,990 --> 00:08:45,633 你不会假装你没有 你知道，那一定是你。 192 00:08:45,634 --> 00:08:48,124 事实上它 不是孔雀船长。 193 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:49,125 什么？ 194 00:08:52,564 --> 00:08:54,929 It is in fact Mr. Ernest Grainger. 195 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:55,930 不。 196 00:08:56,798 --> 00:08:59,965 I wasn't asleep over there you know. 197 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:02,507 恭喜。 198 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:04,619 On what, not being asleep? 199 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:05,816 不。 200 00:09:05,817 --> 00:09:08,913 你将成为 manager, he's just said so. 201 00:09:08,914 --> 00:09:09,914 什么我？ 202 00:09:10,698 --> 00:09:12,394 经理？ 203 00:09:12,395 --> 00:09:15,593 我必须说它来了 完全令人惊讶。 204 00:09:15,594 --> 00:09:17,292 Well I think that's everything, 205 00:09:17,293 --> 00:09:19,071 得到你所有的东西 together, pop into the office 206 00:09:19,072 --> 00:09:20,647 and I'll put you into the picture. 207 00:09:20,648 --> 00:09:22,393 是的当然。 208 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:24,421 让我成为第一个 祝贺你欧内斯特。 209 00:09:24,422 --> 00:09:26,537 谢谢史蒂文。 210 00:09:26,538 --> 00:09:29,567 Well, go to the foot of our stairs. 211 00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:31,105 It's discrimination, everyone knows 212 00:09:31,106 --> 00:09:32,551 应该是你。 213 00:09:32,552 --> 00:09:35,819 哦不，你必须有 一只脚踩进坟墓 214 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:38,343 在你搬到这里之前。 215 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:42,781 - 好吧，至少夫人。 斯洛科姆是您的合格者。 216 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,055 如果我在那个办公室 你不会在这里 217 00:09:45,056 --> 00:09:46,628 五分钟。 218 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,480 Well I know you'd have me inside there for a quick chat 219 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,366 and a cuddle wouldn't ya? 220 00:09:52,223 --> 00:09:53,750 Now come on, off you go and don't forget 221 00:09:53,751 --> 00:09:55,168 你的备用牙齿。 222 00:09:57,151 --> 00:10:00,755 你会接手吗？ I'm away please Mr. Humphries? 223 00:10:00,756 --> 00:10:02,870 很高兴格兰杰先生。 224 00:10:02,871 --> 00:10:07,432 Hey would you be kind enough to telephone Mrs. Grainger 225 00:10:07,433 --> 00:10:09,504 and break the news to her? 226 00:10:09,505 --> 00:10:10,970 You can do that yourself, 你有电话 227 00:10:10,970 --> 00:10:12,260 在你的办公室。 228 00:10:12,368 --> 00:10:17,090 哦，是的，当然，我已经 我有办公室吗？ 229 00:10:17,091 --> 00:10:20,258 Yes, yes I can't quite get used to it. 230 00:10:21,816 --> 00:10:23,066 格兰杰先生， 231 00:10:24,346 --> 00:10:26,587 you won't need that in there. 232 00:10:26,588 --> 00:10:28,242 Oh no, would you care to use it 233 00:10:28,243 --> 00:10:30,770 while I'm away Mr. Humphries? 234 00:10:30,771 --> 00:10:33,795 A great honor Mr. Grainger, just think of the thousands 235 00:10:33,796 --> 00:10:36,463 腿内侧的部分就完成了。 236 00:10:38,398 --> 00:10:40,148 I'll see you later, 237 00:10:41,884 --> 00:10:44,301 这很令人兴奋，不是吗？ 238 00:10:46,364 --> 00:10:48,275 给孔雀船长一杯水。 239 00:10:48,276 --> 00:10:50,055 我不需要一杯水。 240 00:10:50,056 --> 00:10:52,166 但我确实如此，这对我来说是一个巨大的震惊。 241 00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:53,702 你知道吗，我以为你会 get anything that 242 00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:55,066 要去那个办公室。 243 00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:57,513 尤其是那个新秘书。 244 00:10:57,514 --> 00:10:58,840 You're taking it so calm. 245 00:10:58,841 --> 00:11:00,906 你知道如果是我的话我会 be tearing me hair out. 246 00:11:00,907 --> 00:11:02,773 嗯，这不会花你很长时间。 247 00:11:02,774 --> 00:11:06,172 后面那个细细的部分 就是枕头摩擦的地方。 248 00:11:06,173 --> 00:11:09,256 其余的都长得茂盛、茂盛。 249 00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:12,591 可能看起来很奇怪 Mr. Grainger has been promoted 250 00:11:12,592 --> 00:11:15,842 over my head but there is a reason why. 251 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,400 Oh can we all have a guess? 252 00:11:18,401 --> 00:11:19,769 我的嘴唇被封住了。 253 00:11:19,770 --> 00:11:22,542 我们不需要猜测， 他不能胜任这份工作 254 00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:24,485 and he's trying to cover it up. 255 00:11:24,486 --> 00:11:26,760 哦，是的，你们都是一样的。 256 00:11:26,761 --> 00:11:28,752 Mr. Slocombe was just the same. 257 00:11:28,753 --> 00:11:32,158 Do you know every morning 9点30分，他去了 258 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:35,213 out of the house with his briefcase and his rolled umbrella 259 00:11:35,214 --> 00:11:37,243 and he didn't even have a job. 260 00:11:37,244 --> 00:11:41,024 I found him in the park feeding the ducks. 261 00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:42,934 他对你说什么了 当你质问他的时候？ 262 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:46,352 He didn't say anything, he just went... 263 00:11:53,015 --> 00:11:57,576 你好，我可以说句话吗 请和朗博尔德先生一起吗？ 264 00:11:57,577 --> 00:12:00,888 - 但他不在这里，先生。 Grace, Mr. Grainger took over 265 00:12:00,889 --> 00:12:03,000 之前，午饭之前。 266 00:12:03,001 --> 00:12:05,364 Oh yes, yes, so he did, I remember now, 267 00:12:05,365 --> 00:12:07,441 那我就跟他谈谈吧。 268 00:12:07,442 --> 00:12:09,471 噢，他还在 chief accountants office, 269 00:12:09,472 --> 00:12:11,004 帕特尔先生。 270 00:12:11,005 --> 00:12:12,501 做什么？ 271 00:12:12,502 --> 00:12:14,252 要求加薪。 272 00:12:15,321 --> 00:12:17,677 He's got the right idea then, 273 00:12:17,678 --> 00:12:20,124 他会要求 first class fares next. 274 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:22,367 He's already done that. 275 00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:25,267 Aren't you the girl that used to work in my office? 276 00:12:25,268 --> 00:12:28,018 Yes I am Mr. Grace. 277 00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:35,051 ♫ Be lookin for the sunshine, everybody 278 00:12:35,052 --> 00:12:36,127 Mr. Harmon. 279 00:12:36,128 --> 00:12:37,124 嘿， 280 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,034 How many times have I told you not to walk across 281 00:12:39,035 --> 00:12:41,854 the sales floor when the store is open? 282 00:12:41,855 --> 00:12:44,221 对不起，孔雀船长， but we've run out of helium 283 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,049 in the cellar. 284 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:47,414 这有什么关系？ 285 00:12:47,415 --> 00:12:49,490 Well if I filled a balloon with it 286 00:12:49,491 --> 00:12:53,309 I could have floated across the floor. 287 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:56,045 Because across the floor I have to go. 288 00:12:56,046 --> 00:12:58,286 Wines and spirits are 位于一楼。 289 00:12:58,287 --> 00:13:00,444 This happens to be the executive drinks trolley 290 00:13:00,445 --> 00:13:02,231 and was ordered by the new departmental head, 291 00:13:02,232 --> 00:13:05,264 欧内斯特·格兰杰先生 already snapped me off once 292 00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:09,489 for not delivering it before lunch so if you'll excuse me. 293 00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:12,265 ♫ 滚滚而来 294 00:13:12,266 --> 00:13:16,454 哦，说我听说过，我确实听说过 希望格兰杰先生不要明白 295 00:13:16,455 --> 00:13:18,569 订购那个会遇到麻烦。 296 00:13:18,570 --> 00:13:20,644 Well perhaps he's gonna hold a celebration party? 297 00:13:20,645 --> 00:13:22,473 噢，一切都井井有条 只是其中一项福利 298 00:13:22,474 --> 00:13:24,091 of his position. 299 00:13:24,092 --> 00:13:26,986 Captain Peacock I wonder if I could have your permission 300 00:13:26,987 --> 00:13:28,927 to leave the floor shortly? 301 00:13:28,928 --> 00:13:33,448 I wish to ask Mr. Grainger for some time off. 302 00:13:33,449 --> 00:13:35,116 Me roots need doing. 303 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:40,306 我本来想向你提一下这一点。 304 00:13:40,307 --> 00:13:43,829 Certainly Mrs. Slocombe but after me, I too have one 305 00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:45,485 or two things at home that need my attention 306 00:13:45,486 --> 00:13:47,389 and I may have to leave early. 307 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:48,754 Of course it's the Chelsea-Fulholm 308 00:13:48,755 --> 00:13:50,411 replay tonight isn't it? 309 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:53,895 I must say it's useful to 在营地里有一个朋友。 310 00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:57,908 我一直发现情况确实如此。 311 00:13:57,909 --> 00:14:00,023 - 好吧，也许先生。 Humphries and I could ask 312 00:14:00,024 --> 00:14:01,390 为了临时加薪。 313 00:14:01,391 --> 00:14:02,590 做什么的？ 314 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,150 好吧，由于 fact there's only two of us 315 00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:06,237 on that counter doing all the extra work. 316 00:14:06,238 --> 00:14:08,570 Yes that's true but on the other hand, 317 00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:10,558 you are sharing Mr. Grainger's 佣金，因此 318 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,421 it could be said that you're better off. 319 00:14:12,422 --> 00:14:15,405 What commission, we've only had two customers all day. 320 00:14:15,406 --> 00:14:17,966 啊，是的，我的意思是全部 the same, there are two of us 321 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,490 假装和寻找 就好像我们正在做一样 322 00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:20,372 三人的工作。 323 00:14:20,373 --> 00:14:22,238 是的，但我不认为 we ought to take advantage 324 00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:23,813 of Mr. Grainger's good nature. 325 00:14:27,047 --> 00:14:28,130 男装。 326 00:14:30,155 --> 00:14:34,322 Oh hello Mr. Grainger, how are you, it's Mr. Humphries. 327 00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:38,850 你知道我们很想念吗 you, yes of course I will. 328 00:14:38,851 --> 00:14:41,051 Captain Peacock would you go in please? 329 00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:44,619 很好，我告诉他我想要 午饭后去看他。 330 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:46,870 All right don't drown me! 331 00:14:49,494 --> 00:14:52,115 And get that skirt altered. 332 00:14:52,116 --> 00:14:55,017 Oh how much longer Mr. Grainger? 333 00:14:55,018 --> 00:14:56,518 把它弄短一点。 334 00:15:01,748 --> 00:15:03,081 看看那是谁。 335 00:15:06,596 --> 00:15:07,923 这是孔雀船长。 336 00:15:07,924 --> 00:15:10,369 噢，等一下，等一下 等一下，哦，是的，是的， 337 00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:12,487 我和他有个约会。 338 00:15:12,488 --> 00:15:15,140 All right send him in. 339 00:15:15,141 --> 00:15:17,744 格兰杰先生现在要见你。 340 00:15:17,745 --> 00:15:18,745 Ah Steven, 341 00:15:20,806 --> 00:15:22,806 how've you been keeping? 342 00:15:24,195 --> 00:15:26,231 Well Ernest since this 早上我没变 343 00:15:26,232 --> 00:15:27,763 非常喜欢。 344 00:15:27,764 --> 00:15:31,572 Well don't stand on 仪式史蒂文，请坐下。 345 00:15:31,573 --> 00:15:34,015 Thank you Ernest. 346 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,547 你抽烟吗？ 347 00:15:35,548 --> 00:15:37,416 确实是的。 348 00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:39,000 Have a cigarette. 349 00:15:43,146 --> 00:15:47,000 我不能请你喝一杯 because it's not allowed 350 00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:48,418 for junior staff. 351 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,087 现在我能为你做什么？ 352 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,280 Well it's really very 微不足道的欧内斯特，但有 353 00:15:57,281 --> 00:16:00,014 轻微的国内危机以及 所以如果对你来说都一样 354 00:16:00,015 --> 00:16:02,335 我将离开约 今晚提前一小时。 355 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:06,503 提前一小时哦不哦 不，哦不，不，不，不，不，不。 356 00:16:12,512 --> 00:16:16,012 我可以认为你拒绝我的请求吗？ 357 00:16:16,926 --> 00:16:19,733 不仅仅是我，史蒂文，我必须思考 358 00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:23,901 整个恩典的 兄弟们，时间真的很辛苦。 359 00:16:26,164 --> 00:16:27,997 就递威士忌吗？ 360 00:16:29,392 --> 00:16:33,559 是的，成本在上涨 并且利润率正在下降。 361 00:16:37,908 --> 00:16:40,908 是的，那么提前半个小时可以吗？ 362 00:16:42,228 --> 00:16:45,344 不，我想帮忙 你如果可以的话 史蒂文 363 00:16:45,345 --> 00:16:46,928 但恐怕不是。 364 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:52,187 不，好吧，继续 那里的工作很好。 365 00:16:52,188 --> 00:16:54,505 我们非常感谢您在这里 366 00:16:54,506 --> 00:16:56,839 在格雷斯兄弟家，你知道。 367 00:17:00,012 --> 00:17:01,012 史蒂文. 368 00:17:02,215 --> 00:17:03,912 是的，格兰杰先生。 369 00:17:03,913 --> 00:17:08,080 把那根烟灭掉 在你走上地板之前。 370 00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:24,288 那你有时间休息吗？ 371 00:17:24,289 --> 00:17:28,456 没有 我突然想起来了 这不是这个星期二。 372 00:17:29,422 --> 00:17:31,454 是下周二吗？ 373 00:17:31,455 --> 00:17:35,554 不，实际上我不需要它 直到朗博尔德先生回来。 374 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:40,205 噢，对不起，队长 Peacock, may I go in now? 375 00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:42,688 很高兴斯洛科姆夫人。 376 00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:46,303 无需打扰，他就是 出来见你。 377 00:17:46,304 --> 00:17:48,046 下午好，格兰杰先生。 378 00:17:48,047 --> 00:17:49,784 好 下午，汉弗莱斯先生。 379 00:17:49,785 --> 00:17:51,370 - 下午好，先生。 Grainger, hey what's it like 380 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,227 在顶部然后嘿？ 381 00:17:53,228 --> 00:17:56,507 May I see both your sales books please? 382 00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:58,008 我们的销售书籍？ 383 00:17:58,864 --> 00:18:01,308 朗博尔德先生从未问过 查看我们的销售书籍。 384 00:18:01,309 --> 00:18:05,309 我不是朗博尔德先生， 请提供您的销售书籍。 385 00:18:12,337 --> 00:18:16,285 Ernest, may I have a word 在你贝壳般的耳朵里？ 386 00:18:16,286 --> 00:18:18,786 No, go back to your counter. 387 00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:23,996 Don't you order me back to my counter. 388 00:18:23,997 --> 00:18:26,730 无论你回到 your counter or go upstairs 389 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:30,898 for your cards is entirely 由你决定，斯洛科姆夫人。 390 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,473 我会回到我的柜台。 391 00:18:36,474 --> 00:18:40,641 As long as you humor him, he hasn't heard the last of this. 392 00:18:41,571 --> 00:18:44,963 Down on your usual total Mr. Humphries. 393 00:18:44,964 --> 00:18:46,581 没有你的支持 格兰杰先生，只是 394 00:18:46,582 --> 00:18:47,832 是可以预料到的。 395 00:18:50,832 --> 00:18:52,249 是的，卢卡斯先生。 396 00:18:58,974 --> 00:19:00,307 所以非常凌乱， 397 00:19:02,716 --> 00:19:06,002 figures not clear, handwriting bad, 398 00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:07,253 必须做得更好。 399 00:19:10,722 --> 00:19:14,778 对不起，格兰杰先生， shall I take a hundred lines? 400 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:19,376 Mr. Lucas, you might be cheeky to me when I was over there 401 00:19:19,377 --> 00:19:23,544 but you will not be cheeky to me when I'm standing here. 402 00:19:26,135 --> 00:19:28,203 你不会认为 从那里移动到那里 403 00:19:28,204 --> 00:19:31,395 可以改变男人的性格吗？ 404 00:19:31,396 --> 00:19:32,721 我不知道。 405 00:19:32,722 --> 00:19:36,555 你知道，我当时在 海军一两周。 406 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:41,041 一天晚上我上岸了 戴着船长帽。 407 00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:42,734 你应该听说过 所引起的骚动。 408 00:19:42,735 --> 00:19:44,391 它欺骗了任何人吗？ 409 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:45,594 好吧，它会有 如果我已经完成了 410 00:19:45,595 --> 00:19:46,678 穿着裤子。 411 00:19:55,949 --> 00:19:58,268 你想跟我说句话，斯洛科姆夫人。 412 00:19:58,269 --> 00:20:01,330 哦，是的，格兰杰先生，我 想知道我可以休息一个小时吗 413 00:20:01,331 --> 00:20:05,478 早上为了一个 预约美发， 414 00:20:05,479 --> 00:20:07,562 my roots need retouching. 415 00:20:08,464 --> 00:20:12,533 对不起，斯洛科姆夫人， 但不是在公司时代。 416 00:20:12,534 --> 00:20:15,617 Well it grows in the firm's time. 417 00:20:15,618 --> 00:20:18,368 答案是否定的，斯洛科姆夫人。 418 00:20:19,278 --> 00:20:20,786 半小时？ 419 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,870 不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不！ 420 00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:28,897 Well when am I gonna get it 那么你这个愚蠢的老山羊就完成了吗？ 421 00:20:33,405 --> 00:20:38,088 你将会有很多 下周的时间，斯洛科姆夫人。 422 00:20:38,089 --> 00:20:39,589 你出院了。 423 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,392 出院了吗？ 424 00:20:42,393 --> 00:20:43,893 出院了，是的。 425 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,892 你们其余的人都有 最好准时 426 00:20:47,893 --> 00:20:52,060 tomorrow morning or there will be a few more vacancies. 427 00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:07,362 早上好，斯洛科姆夫人，我 对你这么早感到惊讶 428 00:21:07,363 --> 00:21:09,099 考虑到你已经被解雇了。 429 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,012 我只是来得早 因为我想要一句话 430 00:21:11,013 --> 00:21:13,258 和年轻的格蕾丝先生。 431 00:21:13,259 --> 00:21:14,915 我看他很害怕 你要早点来 432 00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:16,164 为了改变。 433 00:21:16,165 --> 00:21:17,823 别搞笑了 我必须早起 434 00:21:17,824 --> 00:21:21,407 否则麻雀 啄我金顶。 435 00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:26,159 好吧，没有人会 问我为什么早到？ 436 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,154 好吧，你怎么这么早？ 437 00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:29,351 我还没去睡觉呢。 438 00:21:29,352 --> 00:21:31,769 我们还没有在这本书上签名。 439 00:21:35,449 --> 00:21:38,721 嗯，我很高兴看到 你准时 440 00:21:38,722 --> 00:21:39,882 今晨。 441 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,750 早上好，格兰杰先生。 442 00:21:41,751 --> 00:21:43,367 我可以拿走你的外套吗，格兰杰先生？ 443 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:46,929 And may I compliment you 在你的行政投球手上？ 444 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:51,409 你可以 斯洛科姆夫人 这对你没有任何好处。 445 00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,768 你会保持户外吗 格兰杰先生的鞋子 446 00:21:53,769 --> 00:21:55,280 or would you like me to 爬过去找到你 447 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,765 a pair of slippers? 448 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,307 哦早上好欧内斯特，我 快速喝了一杯咖啡 449 00:22:04,308 --> 00:22:06,048 at Bepoe's. 450 00:22:06,049 --> 00:22:10,183 你还是迟到了，尽管 我的警告，你迟到了。 451 00:22:10,184 --> 00:22:11,267 是暗示吗？ 452 00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:16,731 我将作出不利的 在你的记录中报告你的情况。 453 00:22:16,732 --> 00:22:20,792 现在你们都开始非常 昨天对我很不好 454 00:22:20,793 --> 00:22:23,447 你今天最好振作起来，或者 455 00:22:23,448 --> 00:22:27,719 会有一些 皮毛飞舞，明白吗？ 456 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:28,839 是的。 457 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,248 这是谁迟到了？ 458 00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:31,741 我是朗博尔德先生。 459 00:22:31,742 --> 00:22:33,574 我以为他走了。 460 00:22:33,575 --> 00:22:34,483 早上好，朗博尔德先生。 461 00:22:34,484 --> 00:22:35,601 朗博尔德先生。 462 00:22:35,602 --> 00:22:38,925 主水箱爆裂 淹没整栋大楼 463 00:22:38,926 --> 00:22:41,167 所以他们取消了 研讨会，我回来了 464 00:22:41,168 --> 00:22:44,652 恢复正常 职责，大家继续。 465 00:22:44,653 --> 00:22:47,056 朗博尔德先生那我呢？ 466 00:22:47,057 --> 00:22:50,890 就如平常一样进行就好了 柜台后面。 467 00:23:30,552 --> 00:23:32,219 现在来吧，吹吧。 468 00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:53,077 我本来就是个傻子，我转身了 我背对着我终生的朋友。 469 00:23:56,366 --> 00:23:58,949 你知道，我的脑子里充满了力量。 470 00:24:00,847 --> 00:24:03,514 请把糖递过去好吗？ 471 00:24:28,198 --> 00:24:31,306 我的意思是最好的，你知道吗？ 472 00:24:31,307 --> 00:24:35,474 我不会解雇你 斯洛科姆夫人，你知道的。 473 00:24:37,488 --> 00:24:38,905 当然可以。 474 00:24:40,427 --> 00:24:44,995 我不会做 史蒂文关于你的报道 475 00:24:44,996 --> 00:24:48,413 毕竟我们多年的陪伴。 476 00:24:55,124 --> 00:24:58,124 我不会被送到考文垂吧？ 477 00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:03,433 哦，我是。 478 00:25:05,789 --> 00:25:06,789 哦，好吧， 479 00:25:09,109 --> 00:25:12,026 反正咖啡对心脏不好 480 00:25:12,875 --> 00:25:15,708 尤其是一颗空虚、破碎的心。 481 00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:21,144 我再也受不了了。 482 00:25:23,212 --> 00:25:26,107 我们都同意，但我们都同意他必须 483 00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,509 be taught a lesson. 484 00:25:27,510 --> 00:25:31,677 But I feel so sorry for 他这个臭老混蛋。 485 00:25:33,981 --> 00:25:35,554 Supposing something 可怕的事情发生在他身上 486 00:25:35,555 --> 00:25:37,872 下楼的路上和 none of us will have had 487 00:25:37,873 --> 00:25:40,069 有机会说对不起吗？ 488 00:25:40,070 --> 00:25:41,931 好吧，也许他已经受够了。 489 00:25:41,932 --> 00:25:43,682 Well I know I have. 490 00:25:45,012 --> 00:25:47,456 我得补偿他。 491 00:25:47,457 --> 00:25:51,188 你会有一份制作那顶帽子的工作。 492 00:25:51,189 --> 00:25:52,950 还有那件带毛皮的外套 他付了钱的项圈 493 00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:54,547 用他的假期钱。 494 00:25:54,548 --> 00:25:56,715 别让事情变得更糟哦。 495 00:25:59,286 --> 00:26:01,536 Your roots do need doing. 496 00:26:05,143 --> 00:26:07,837 Oh let's all go and apologize. 497 00:26:07,838 --> 00:26:10,123 Look we have nothing to apologize for, 498 00:26:10,124 --> 00:26:11,281 他开始了。 499 00:26:11,282 --> 00:26:13,810 看看我们都这么说 我们原谅他 500 00:26:13,811 --> 00:26:18,000 我们都准备好了 过去的事就让它过去吧。 501 00:26:18,001 --> 00:26:20,489 啊，很高兴我抓住了你 all, I've just told Grainger 502 00:26:20,490 --> 00:26:22,276 there's been another change of plan, 503 00:26:22,277 --> 00:26:24,549 看来他们发现了 爱丁堡的一家酒店 504 00:26:24,550 --> 00:26:28,399 so they're reconvening the seminar there. 505 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:32,567 所以一切都和你一样 with Mr. Grainger in charge. 506 00:26:47,485 --> 00:26:50,594 你迟到了，你五岁了 你们都迟到了几分钟。 507 00:26:50,595 --> 00:26:52,053 对不起，格兰杰先生。 508 00:26:52,054 --> 00:26:53,543 - 我们正在和先生谈话。 咆哮的格兰杰先生。 509 00:26:53,544 --> 00:26:55,861 我什么都不想要 excuses, I want to see you 510 00:26:55,862 --> 00:26:59,862 马上到我的办公室， 明白了，马上。 511 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,936 好吧，并非所有看起来都是如此 惨了，我本来就要去 512 00:27:06,937 --> 00:27:08,687 请您喝一杯。 513 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,180 由 7kozlov 更正 - www.myfbs.ru - 514 00:27:20,534 --> 00:27:21,491 ♫ Ground floor perfumeries 515 00:27:21,492 --> 00:27:22,620 ♫ 文具和皮革制品 516 00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:23,766 ♫ 假发、小百货 517 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,216 ♫ Kitchenware and foods 518 00:27:25,217 --> 00:27:29,384 ♫ Going up ♫ First floor 电话、男士成衣 519 00:27:33,912 --> 00:27:35,573 ♫ 衬衫、西装、领带、帽子 520 00:27:35,574 --> 00:27:36,486 ♫ 内衣和鞋子 521 00:27:36,487 --> 00:27:38,736 ♫ 上升 522 00:27:42,574 --> 00:27:45,345 ♫ 二楼地毯， 旅行用品及床上用品 523 00:27:45,346 --> 00:27:48,087 ♫ 材料、软装饰、 餐馆和领带 524 00:27:48,088 --> 00:27:50,505 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